Every boater knows. Docking reveals your true self. Laugh about it later.
Wear Your Truth – Sorry For What I Said While Docking Hoodie
Every boater has been there – the wind picks up, the current shifts, your partner's "helping," and suddenly words fly that you didn't know you had in you. This hilarious hoodie celebrates the universal truth of boating: docking brings out a side of us we didn't know existed. Featuring the relatable phrase "Sorry for what I said while docking the boat" on the front chest with a playful anchor design, plus sleeve text reading "but docking is our couples therapy" – because if you can dock together, you can survive anything.
Why This Hoodie Stands Apart:
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Hilariously Relatable Design: Front chest text with anchor graphic and sleeve text that every boater (and their crew) will instantly understand – this isn't generic boat merch
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Premium Comfort: Soft, cozy fabric blend perfect for chilly mornings on the water, cool evenings at the marina, or just lounging and laughing about your latest docking adventure
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Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get knowing laughs and "oh my god, YES" reactions from fellow boaters at the dock, yacht club, or marina bar
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Quality Construction: Durable stitching and quality materials that hold up to repeated wear and washing – because you'll want to wear this everywhere
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Multiple Color Options: Available in soft pink and heather grey to match your style
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Authentic Boating Brand: Anchor Gear Co. logo proudly displayed – designed by boaters, for boaters who get the joke
Perfect For: Boat owners • Sailing couples • Marina regulars • Dock parties • Gifts for boaters • Anyone who's survived docking with their partner • Yacht club gatherings • Apology gifts after a rough docking day
Easy Care: Machine washable. Tumble dry low. Stays soft and the design holds up wash after wash.
The Anchor Gear Promise:
✓ Free shipping on Canadian orders $100+ & U.S. orders $150+
✓ 30-day hassle-free returns
✓ Designed in Canada for the boating community
✓ Premium quality that lasts season after season
Fit Guide: True to size with a relaxed, comfortable fit. Perfect for layering or wearing solo. If you prefer an oversized look, consider sizing up.
